Thursday, February 23, 2012

All About Bernadette

Hello, my name is Bernadette and I'm an Angora rabbit. I am all about me and my fur. I write in my diary a lot, every night in fact. My foster mom thinks that I'm just chewing on my cardboard tunnel, it's sure easy to pull the wool over her eyes. I think of myself like a heroine in a Jane Austen novel since I have elevated myself out a  really dreadful situation with my wits and good looks. I was once a neglected, lonely, matted rabbit but cleverly, through the manipulation of human pawns I made my way to The Rabbit Haven. I'll be holding court at the adoption show in Santa Cruz at Pet Pals this Saturday February 25th. Only dedicated groomers need apply to be my human companion. I have other talents other than being able to grow fur that can be spun into yarn and knitted into fabulous creations; I am a very vocal bunny and can make all kinds of sounds to let people know what I am thinking. And I am opinionated and sensitive but love a good snuggle, after all I am my own pillow.  I hope someday to have my own TV show, that way more people can see the wonderfulness that is me. You may be thinking I'm delusional but I have already had a big break into show biz, the folks at Disapproving Rabbits saw my photo and just had to post it on their blog!

submitted by Bernadette on 2/23/12 for inclusion in The Rabbits View

1 comment:

  1. Congratulations, Bernadette! And you looked just adorable over at Disapproving Rabbits.